Feb

find.me.a.make out.partner.plz?

ME:: ARNGNJGGNGJFJRNTTJXJDNA (sexual frustration)
LOVEY:: Just...go out and find someone to make out with!
ME:: I'VE NEVER FELT THIS FRUSTRATED BEFORE
BEN:: I don't know why my roommate is being such a lonely pussy bitch (my words)
ME:: (whips out iphone) I KNOW WHY I'M SEXUALLY FRUSTRATED, I'M OVULATING
BEN:: DID YOU JUST CHECK AN IPHONE APP TO SEE WHEN YOU ARE OVULATING
ME:: ARHGHGHGHGGHGHGHG
LOVEY:: YOU AND YOUR HORMONES!
ME:: IF I CAN'T MAKE OUT WITH ANYONE, LETS EAT MUFFINS

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ponytailtime said: THERE IS AN APP FOR THIS? TO KNOW MY CYCLE MORE INTIMATELY THEN EVER?
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