December 2011
3rd grade
friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
me: what
friend: OH MAN
OH
OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.
nedhepburn:
Is Ryan Gosling the new Zooey Deschanel? Has his meme capacity reached critical mass? When will the inevitable backlash start? Is “Silent Sorta Cocky Cool Guy” the “Manic Pixie Dream Girl” for women? Discuss.
Annual Christmas Depression Checklist. →
Cake for breakfast (2pm).
Rambling, fumbling conversation because you can’t stay awake due to high blood pressure / low blood pressure confusion due to combination of cake for breakfast and:
Massive marijuana intake.
Twenty minutes a day from Dec 20th - Dec 26th spent just going through the contacts in your phone and remembering why you don’t like anyone anymore.
Fifteen minutes a day spent...
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karenfelloutofbedagain:
Lots of things might happen. That’s the thing about writers. They’re unpredictable. They might bring you eggs in bed for breakfast, or they might all but ignore you for days. They might bring you eggs in bed at three in the morning. Or they might wake you up for sex at three in the morning. Or…
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– Christopher Hitchens
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