February 2012
find.me.a.make out.partner.plz?
ME: ARNGNJGGNGJFJRNTTJXJDNA (sexual frustration)
LOVEY: Just...go out and find someone to make out with!
ME: I'VE NEVER FELT THIS FRUSTRATED BEFORE
BEN: I don't know why my roommate is being such a lonely pussy bitch (my words)
ME: (whips out iphone) I KNOW WHY I'M SEXUALLY FRUSTRATED, I'M OVULATING
BEN: DID YOU JUST CHECK AN IPHONE APP TO SEE WHEN YOU ARE OVULATING
ME: ARHGHGHGHGGHGHGHG
LOVEY: YOU AND YOUR HORMONES!
ME: IF I CAN'T MAKE OUT WITH ANYONE, LETS EAT MUFFINS
January 2012
Jack White is back. =) →
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